arsetralia

A continent-sized landmass south of the equator, pretty far from anywhere actual human beings live. It's where Mother Earth expels its excrement as this landfill is located literally on its arse bottom. Filled with kangaroos, koalas, dingoes, poisonous snakes, and nothing much of importance.

Also known as Van Diemen's Land.

INCORRECT SPELLING: Australia
CORRECT SPELLING: Arsetralia

Guess what I'm flying to Perth next month.

You mean Perth, Scotland?

No. Down under -- Arsetralia.

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