an idiot who is always trying to get in the way of what you're trying to say, they will try to make u look bad
they worship someone else and suck up to them
they will swear loyalty but are only doing it for their selfishness
"Why is vanessa always sucking up 2 chloe?"
smart person: "Don't you know... she's an arskisser.."
good person: oh that makes sense