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Completely useless and wont get you a job
"Hey I failed art school"
"Hey please dont im jewish"
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A school which inadvertently caused the deaths of tens of millions of people.
The art school didn't accept Hitler, so he went into politics.
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Art school is a place where untalented hipster bullshitters gather to share their terrible ideas and feelings of superiority over anyone who actually has talent. If you are good at drawing or painting art school is not for you because you will eventually become a trembeling, drooling, crying shadow of your former self because being technically good is something to be mocked. The reason that art school morons mock actual talent is because they fear that one day the general public will realise that modern art is rubbish.
I would reccomend art school to anyone who has no talent what-so-ever. So, if smearing poo down a canvas is your thing, I'd say art school is for you.
art school kid 1: I painted this portrait because my work speaks for itself and I don't need a gimmick to sell my work
art school kid 2: That is awful, I can't believe you are good at painting, that is SO 1800s! You will never be successful because you are not DEEP like me! I smeared vomit and blood on a canvas because I am making a comment on the unequality of women in the work place! I AM SO CLEVER!
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1. The only place has no exam in the whole university.
2. A place you pay money for learning to think on your own.
3. A place where you will never learn how to draw comics.
4. Another kindergarten for late-teenagers/adult/grown-ups.
5. A place where you have to learn everything on your own.
6. A place makes you spend at least $100,000NZD and 4 years and find no job after you graduate.
7. A place where a retarded person can be treated as an emerging artist.
8. A place teaches you to appreciate EVERYTHING, including bad art.
1. Mom: "So how's your exam?" Son: "Oh, we don't have any exam."
2. Art student: "So what do you think of my artwork?" Art lecturer: "...what do you think?"
3. Art lecturer: "...you don't come here to learn how to draw or how to paint..." Art student: "Isn't that just so disgusting?" Art lecturer: "Well, that's just art school."
4. Visitors to art school: "Gosh, what a kindergarten!"
5. Art lecturer: "Ok, this is the brief for this semester...you can go to the library to do some artist research...or if you have any qustions I will be either in my office or having a cigarrette outside..."
6. Mum: "So what are you going to do after you graduate?" Art student: "dunno."
7. Emerging art student: "Art is rubbish!"
8. Art lecturer: "So anyone has comment for her?" All the art students: "nice/ great/ gorgeous/ fantastic/ wonderful..."
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Art school. (n.) - a "school" for those who suck at math, history, and English
'A': do you know what school is 'C' going to now?
'B': yeah he sucked so badly in his previous school the only one that would accept him was an Art school
'A': lol, he's so useless
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habitual diet of hipsters and art school students; ONLY consuming coffee and cigarettes .
Fuck the freshman 15, I'm on the art school diet
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art school girl: (n) basically a female who attends art school who is also a hipster. Meaning they do all the hipster things including but not limited to, hanging out at danky coffee shops, wearing tight pants with a worn t shirt, etc., horned rimmed glasses, talk about politics, art, and bands that people probably never heard of because they think they're dope for knowing "good" music. They talk about cover art and buy vinyls instead of CD's. Because they think they're unique and don't want to conform to commercial america.
Bo Vice: Look at that girl in the bookstore looking at art books and sipping chai tea. She looks so cool.
Orpheius: ah. Those art school girls... you can't get with that unless you're a hipster.
Bo Vice: shucks!
Orpheius: Why in the hell did you say shucks?
Bo Vice: Idk. same reason why my name is Bo vice.
Orpheius: Shut up
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