a straight person who is so fruity they manage to bamboozle everybody else into thinking they're gay without even trying.
"you mean to tell me he's not gay when he talks like he's flirting with guys?"
"nah, just artificially flavored."
Hey man, want to borrow some of my Polo Cologne?
No bro, I don't do artifical flavors...
You could smell Danny's artificial flavor from across the bar because he bathed in that shitty colonge before he came out
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the best flavor in the whole fucking world like oh mygod i love it so frickin muchhh
guy: "hey, what's your favorite flavoring?"
absolutely awsome guy: "iartificial grape flavoring i fucking love it aaAAA"