asme

a word used to describe someone who just did something really stupid. kind of like a foo

1.(Snerd kicks a cop) "Good job asme now we can go to jail!"

2. "Hey guys i just took a crap and clooged the toilet!" said boob. "Great asme now where the hell do we go to the bathroom!"

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asm

Also known as "Assembly" or "Assembler" language.

- A very low level programming language used mainly to program parts of operating systems, drivers, boot loaders and other very elementary pieces of software.

- A set of instructions representing the architectures instruction set, assembled directly to machine code instruction for instruction.

1)
movzx edx, ax
shr eax, 16
add eax, edx
mov edx, eax

2) x86 asm is teh r0x0r

3)
lamer: I know C++. I pwns j00 all
someguy: I know asm so stfu moron
lamer: lololol wtf is asm?

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ASM

Assistant Stage Manager. Deals with many aspects of backstage work such as set and props.

The Stage Manager's slaves. Often given the jobs no other techie will do.

The company tea-maker.

Get the ASM to do it.

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ASM

In the Like a little chat rooms if the University has one you use it to ask the Age, Sex and Major(s).... to identify the person before you engage in any "frolicking"..

Invented in Ottawa Ontario.

Apple_23@ university.com: hey baby, ASM
Carrot_256@university.com: 21, F, Law...

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Asm

Pronounced: Asm is pronounced as one would normally say awesome. Asm is just the written form of the word awesome.

An abbreviation for the word awesome. Can be used as a descriptive word in many instances.

"Did you see Punchline's set at the concert last night?"- Danielle

"Yeah, it was wicked asm!"- Vicky

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ASM

THIS ONE WHEN THIS PERSON MAKE DANGER MAN LIKE LEVEL 69,000 ON PHASMOPHOBIA CAUSE THIS TEACH FAKER HOW TO PLAY GIGA CHAD SIGMA

ASM ALSO IS WHEN SOMEONE IS OBSESSED WITH JDM CARS

E-Girls: "OMG THAT GUY IS SOO GOOD ON FORZA SUCH A DRIFT L0RD"
CHAD: "You mean XxGTRf4n69xX that guy is such a asm"

ASM: *Proceeds to play "all my friends are fake - Tate Mcrae* "I'm such a drift lord YUH AYE RATIO + L bozo + supra faster than bugatti + Harry Potter king

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asm

pleasure. Derived from orgasm.

After marriage, she did not have orgasm and other sexual asms from her hubby.

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