Aspergery

Exhibiting symptoms of Asperger Syndrome
Being unable to pick up on subtle and/or not so subtle communication cues

Man and woman at end of meal in restaurant. Waiter takes away man’s untouched plate of food.
Woman: “Are you going to throw that all away?”
Man: Blank stare. “No, he is.” Blank stare.
Woman: “Quit being so aspergery.”