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Someone whom as been anally penetrated so many times that their anus takes the form of a blossomed flower. A.K.A, turtle neck.
I was about to take this girl doggy-style, but her ass flower scared me away.
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when your name is a type of flower, and you are a huge ass.
Hey ass flower how you doing? I dont hate you.
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When you have anul sex and the rectum wall slides out of place sometimes sticking out of the anus whitch is a Rectal Prolapse Whitch looks like an ass flower
Guy1:hey last night i was having anul sex with my girl friend and her ass flower came out and made me throw up all over her. i Got Scared and Sneaked away
Guy2: Oh....
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Anal virginity, if you have your ass flowers you have never been fucked in the ass. It comes from the term deflower.
Although he protests that he only lost a petal or two, Nate took Josh's ass flowers last summer.
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It's the saying to be used when somebody claims that solved some problem. You approach their solution and find a mistake or omission of taking into account a pivotal issue.
Ass in flowers! You've omitted a minus sign.
fake ass,white ass
fake poser wanna be redneck honky
2pac song "fake ass bitches"
"...I can see right through your flower ass..."
mark buster fake ass bitch snitch
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Yet another type of grotesque hors d'oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. Just what the hell makes these things up is anyone's guess, but in general, it's a fluffy pastry-like hors d'oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone's ass for a few weeks before being served. Typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. Too messy to be used as an Assembly-safe Shuriken, these pieces of crap are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.
"Spinach Vomit-bombs and Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers...glad to see Bob and Sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception."
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