ass fraction

1.)A pathethetic person who is being a real jerk. 2.) any driver on the road other than yourself that is preventing your expedient travel from point a to point b 3.) Any customer.

Derived from a play on words for ass "whole". When using insert the appropriate fraction in the insult

<A> don't be an ass half.
<B>What did you call me?
<A>An ass half, because you are so pathetic it would take two of you to make an ass whole.

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ass fraction

the proportion of a person's rump to the rest of their body.

Wow, that girl must have an ass fraction of at least a fifth!

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Fractional Ass-ing

To accomplish a task by completing small, discrete portions until achieving the desired state of completion.

I did my laundry by fractional ass-ing it. Wash yesterday, dry today, might fold tomorrow but might not.