GP-ASS

The ability of the human butt to know when it is close to its home toilet.

I didn't have to go during the whole five hour drive, but as soon as I turned onto my street my GP-ASS kicked in and I almost soiled my shorts.

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ass gps

Usually a white male who knows the best places to find whores with a fat ass almost as if they were a GPS.

Tom: Dude I'm foaming at the mouth for some bitches with a fat ass.

Matthew: I know a spot bro. Loser Asshole Avenue has the hottest hoes with fat asses who are willing to fuck anytime.

Tom: Holy shit no way!

David: Don't do it Tom. They're probably infested with STDs. Fuck off Matthew, you ass gps.