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When a man/woman smacks your ass. Jesus who looks up this stupid shit?
"Hey Mia!"
"Hey!"
Boyfriend walks behind her and smacks her ass.
After the ass smack, Mia holds her ass in pain.
"Oww,"
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Mispronunciation of "a snack"
Mac: "I'm going to get a snack"
Maggie: "Ass smacked?"
Mac: "No, I said 'a snack'"
Maggie: "oh"
To hit somone in the ass with the door of the microwave as they walk by. This is done by pushing the button that opens the microwave door timing it so they get a noticable tap on the ass.
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...
i didnt want to get fired for sexual misconduct so i pulled off an ass smack microwave on that hot secretary downstairs just to see that nice oooo face she makes.
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When you smack your ass yourself
heather: oh god why is the bedroom door locked (gets chainsaw and opens door)
leo: (having sex with sara) what the fuck heather
heather: ahh yes daddy this is some hot shit i've gotten horny i think
sara: uhm, ok but hes my fuckbuddy
heather: theres nothing wrong with me giving myself a self ass smack and then getting to fingering
mark: everyone here is a sex addict
April 12 is national ass smacking day. You can grab anyone’s ass and get away with it.
Today is national ass smacking day so smack that girls ass hard
an absolute idiot that walks around as if he's got no clue in life.
act right, you smacked ass.
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An idiot. Someone who walks around as if he's been literally, smacked in the ass.
So, this smacked ass walks up to me, and asks me if I've got a dollar
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