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One who can communicate and please a girl's ass in a very special way.
I never thought I'd ever like anal sex; but then I met the ass whisperer.
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One who is well versed in the health and wellness of the booty. Ass whisperers are akinned to shaman but specialize in the butt. They are both feared and respected in native villages and they can dole out a powerful diarrhea hex if you piss them off. They are generally called upon to correct any malfunction with your rump. They can also be very good lawyers if someone has wronged your butt.
Every once in a while powerful evil spirits will possess your butt causing it to talk and shit uncontrollably. In these cases only the most experienced ass whisperer can expel them. Fortunately this doesn't happen too often.
Sometimes ass whisperers will actual whisper into to random people's butts!! No one knows why they do this but if it happens to you, politely tell them to stop and they will.
Does your tribe have an Ass Whisperer?
We did but he was killed in a raid.
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1. Someone who is a snitch; someone who is a suck-up. 2. Someone who tells secrets to another's asshole.
"Tom just told the boss that I skipped work yesterday. She would have never noticed. What an ass whisperer.
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A name given to the sound of passing gas when the sound is barely audible. The sound is commonly compared to blowing air out of your mouth "hence the name whisper." Usually the term "silent but deadly" is accurate in describing the stench of such gas releases.
"Dang Ashley! Why did you ass whisper so close to my face?!! My eye's are watering!!"
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Someone who sucks up to people.
"I baked muffins for my whole class."
-"Really? You are such an ass-whisperer, trying to get people to like you."
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THE MASTER OF ALL JACKASSES
The Jack ass whisperer is the ultimate master of all people or things not cool!
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Those small, airy farts that you get in the middle of the day.
"Mark, do you have whispering ass right now too?" "Yeah Jerry, it's poppin' off."