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The definition of genius, just the smartest person to ever touch this earth
This Assaf is so fucking smart, I just want to push him against the wall and rip his clothes off.
An Arabic family based in the Hill Area. Infamously known for creating unbelievably loud background noise during Minecraft cake wars.
Julian "Marcus I have food for you"
Marcus "Sorry JV I can't hear you over these FUCKING ASSAFS IN THE BACKGROUND"
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A drummer that juggle sticks and does crazy shit, while keeping a sick beat. Debatably the best stick-trick drummer of our time, he also puts up amazing music by itself.
A drummer watching Assaf Seewi: ..... I quit.
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God
The most powerful human ever born, said to be stronger than Jesus himself
He is an undercover physics teacher that can control the laws of the universe
Man 1: whats you religion man?
Man 2: i worship the one and only Raja assaf
Man 1: All praise almighty Raja
An example for the ideal male species.
A super intelligent human being which is often a symbol and idol for the human race.
Assaf Dekel!! WOW!!!
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WOW!!! Assaf Dekel!!
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WOW!!! Assaf Dekel!! WOW!!!
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A man who has sexual intercourse with his friends mom (Kim). Amir is A hard working man at the basics when he’s not getting bunned off the shatta pen. He likes making fun of fat kids named Jacob, Dave and Matt.
Yo Amir Assaf hows Kim doing.
Great we just got married and fucked on our honeymoon while matt watched like a dog