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Being "assag" means being kind, trusthworthy and easy going. But it is said about someone very fragile and sensitive. You need to fight to keep someone "assag" in your life.
" Man...that girl is an assag...you gotta fight"
"wow...i didnt know you was that much assag"
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Basically some good/desirable ass.
Whoa! Look at that assage!
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Cheeky - to be highy sarcastic and extra playful;
A form of being double-cheek (as in extra-cheeky), Thus Assage; To incorperate double cheek (Full Ass). Where someone is fully aware of a situation and plays on both the realistic and sarcastic uncomfortable undertones of a situation.
Your mother was very Assage towards the naked painting over our bed!
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Example: Man, my ass is sore, could you give me an assage?
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Bastardization of "ownage" and "ass".
"That kicks ass" + "That owns"
"Kick assage!"
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Assage is a massage meant to assuage the pain in the ass
like a rite of passage
she requested a massage
just when the asset age
instead she got an assage
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1. Ass cleavage; when a skirt or shorts are so short you can see someone's ass.
Dude 1: Did you see that girls assage!
Dude 2: Hell yeah. She is fine.
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