assministrator

One who ministers asses.

Joey: "Hey man, look at those fine asses!"
Bob: "gheh nice..."
Joey: "OMG and THOSE asses, wow nice! Still... the ones over there are quite poor."
Bob: "You are a true assministrator."

assministration

ass-min-eh-stray-shun
noun.

1. A collected division of parasites claiming to benefit its host, but in reality made up of a collection of Prime Ministers of the land of Ass.

2. Any US Federal Government Agency.

If only the Obama Assministration were capable of accomplishing something without stealing 30% of the income from 310 million people at gunpoint.

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