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Asspection

To inspect the booty. This can be in many forms, such as with your eyes, hands, mouth, etc.

Good morning, you’re looking like a snack, I think it’s time for an asspection.

by RJ3000_ July 29, 2019


asspectations

When you try to guess what a girl's ass looks like just from the outline of it in her pants.

Yo man, you see that girl in the yoga shorts?
Ya dude, I got some real asspectations.

by Buzz55kill April 20, 2017


asspects

Refers to the aesthetic features and overall appearance of someone's posterior. These details can vary widely depending on how a particular observer views various attributes in the context of attractiveness/desirability --- where one person may prefer a small firm tight bum as being more ideal for spanking and/or settling on one's lap, someone else might druther a bigger floppier pair of butt-cheeks which are more pleasurable/satisfying to squeeze and knead, especially if the massager himself possesses large hands that he enjoys having "filled".

I don't worry about asspects too much when I date a new lady... to me, if she's got a sweet placid face and a nice personality, I could really care less what her butt or tits look like.

by QuacksO July 26, 2016

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asspect

Monacle a donkey wears.

My donkey is near sighted in one eye and wears an asspect.

by sly Dude November 28, 2009

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Asspect Ratio

The ratio of tits to ass on a woman, with the optimal ratio being 1/3 tits to 2/3 ass.

Brielle has a nice asspect ratio.

by Jack Jack Ganoush Monkey August 22, 2013

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Asspect Ratio

The ratio of tits to ass on a woman, with the optimal ratio being 1/3 tits to 2/3 ass.

Brielle has a nice asspect ratio.

by Jack Jack Ganoush Monkey August 9, 2013