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A male who goes around causing unnecessary drama, usually involving younger girls, particularly freshmen. As a self-proclaimed "Ladies Man (see Definition 3," an asstard typically spends a superfluous amount of time attempting to make himself look good for his company. This includes ridiculously expensive boy perfume, several cans of Axe(TM) deodorant, and driving a "tough" car without any regard to safety. (see car accident.) Additionally, an asstard tends to attempt to flatter other men and "impress" them with his own perceived "strength/coolness." Not only is this ineffective and hilarious, it also puts an asstard's sexuality into intense scrutiny. This is compounded by the fact that asstards are usually caught creeping and staring at younger men in bathrooms.
Prima: Who's that junior who only hangs out with freshmen?
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.
An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard
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The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass
A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass
A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.
B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
Not just an ass, not just a retard. And asstard
dmi is a silly russian asstard.
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What you get when you cross an asshat with a fucktard.
Get a load of what this asstard did.
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Someone that acts like a complete (jerk) when proven wrong.
Says and does dumb things to make you look like a (bitch).
Treats someone badly cause they are diffrent
He is an asstard treating her that way
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Blend of asshole and retard. Can be used in place of or in conjunction with rehole.
"You stupid asstard!"
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