Assulator

What someone’s ASS gets renamed when they interpret a broad range of abstract and difficult to analyze data to calculate an accurate result quickly without much apparent effort.

He just pulls a number out of his Ass and he gets the correct answer. That's an incredible Assulator he has.

my assul

A Conjunction of the words "my ass" and "will"

Man, My assull get fired if I rush up on dat hoe.

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assulated

Past tense of "assult" (an alternate spelling of "assault"). There is no such word as "assulate."

You can assult a person. That person was assulated. But you can't assulate them.