asswype

to accidentally send an unintelligible text message to someone while your smart phone is in your back pocket, similar to butt dial, often causing the receiver to reply W.T.F.

My "smart" phone asswypes my wife every time I bang my girlfriend in the back of my Prius.

We were at the movies, and I kept getting asswypes from my girlfriend; she was sitting on her phone again.

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