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athavithm

(not to be confused with, but still pronounced atavism): a horrible spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork related products.

N.B: Left untreated, this disease will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.

son: is it possible for Jews and Muslims to be Excommunicated from their religious communities?

father: No, not physically, but spiritually yes, if they suffer from athavithm and their condition is left untreated.

by Sexydimma April 5, 2013