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the day that a amazing person was born and kind of needs mental help! august 30 is also National High Five Your Friend In the Face With a Chair Day. It is also National Your Mom Jokes Day
P1 " hey bro, its august 30, you know what that means"
P2 "What do you mean?"
P1 *grabs a chair*
P2 " What are you doing?!"
P1 "Your mom!!"
P2 * hit across the face with a chair*
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My birthday and Someone else’s birthday who is amazing and perfect in each and every way. Except for me, I’m an exception. But your not.
“When’s your birthday?”
“August 30th.”
“Holy shit you must be perfect.”
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The day we’re the most amazing person you’ll meet is born. Keep your friends if they have this birthday because they’ll keep you
Friend: they are so nice. When is their birthday
Other friend: August 30. You should be friends with them. They are really nice
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People born on this day are always forgotten about and treated as if they're invisible. Anyway, if you know anyone born on this day, checm if they're okay...
"Ayo Dorkeisha."
"Yea?"
"Ur born on August 30 right?"
"Yea."
"Are you okay?"
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On August 30th you ask your significant other to pick a number between one and five. You then have to follow the instructions of the number.
1. Hug them
2. Kiss them
3. Hold their hand
4. Hit them
5. Break up with them
Boyfriend-"Hey Babe! Pick a number between one and Five! "
Girlfriend-"Why? "
Boyfriend-"Because it's August 30th. Just do it!!! "
Girlfriend-"ummm.. ... Five? "
Boyfriend-".............. "
Girlfriend "............... "
Boyfriend "... I fucked your sister. "
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If you were born August 30 you act like a crackhead and that’s okay. You also need mental help
It’s august 30th time to black out & forget about the shitty life you have!
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The greater human being on this planets birthday. It’s Ryan Ross’s birthday, who did you think it was gonna be?
Today is August 30, the king of emo, Ryan Ross’s birthday.
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