Autostic

1. A word in which to describe when ones phone is being a complete spastic; or ones inability to work a touchscreen.

2. Having a throwing motion so bad it leads to cancer of the soul

"no I didnt misspell my phone is just autostic"

For halloween, Tim Tebow tried to throw some candy to some children, only for it to end up in the hands of Chris Houston, due to him being an autostic quarterback

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Autostic

An autistic person whos special interest/hyperfixations are cars

Oh yeah im autostic

autosteer and chill

Like Netflix and Chill, but for farmers.

Basically fucking in the tractor/combine/sprayer while autosteer is engaged.

Plowing the field while plowing your partner.

Harvesting the field while your girlfriend gets another kind of protein.

Spraying the field while spraying your girlfriend with.. well you get the point.

My boyfriend had to work Friday night, so I rode in the tractor with him for a little autosteer and chill.