Random
Source Code
Random
usually comes after eating a 3rd jar of Gerber's green bean mushroom puree mixed with banana pudding and is barely audible even to the person responsible for it but it leaves the room in which it happens smelling like death itself has died...
OH man, what is that? Rotten horse meat covered with maggots or dead fish decaying in the sun?
It's probably just another baby fart slipped out when no one was watching.
64👍 2👎
hey look there's jason, he's such an albino baby fart
1👍 4👎
Following an internal ejaculation during anal sex, the receiving woman releases a fart and the semen travels down her taint and into her vagina. Following fertilization and 9 months, a redheaded fair-skinned baby is born. Current research suggests the higher rate of lighter skin and red hair is a result of increased exposure to light during travel along the taint.
I want my kid to have a soul and not be a fart baby ginger
15👍 8👎
A baby born after a man ejaculates into a womens anus and after the women farts out some of the cum and the cum drips into her vagina
Damn i feel really bad for Liam, his mom just told him he was a fart baby
Medical term describing a condition in which the build up of gas in the gut result in a distended abdomen. The resulting "pooch" makes the person appear 3-5 months pregnant. This condition is most prevalent in skinny girls. Almost always followed by a long night of Dutch Oven festivities.
Hey honey you're not pregnant again are you? No I had chilli fries for lunch. I'm working on a fart baby for tonight. You had better not fall asleep first.
11👍 8👎
The most lethal and noxious gas that comes out of a man/boy that looks like Jimmy Neutron while he's in a deep slumber. They smell like exit 13A in NJ, mixed with a homeless man's shit. They are usually accompanied by giggles. Little baby stack farts can't kill you but you'll wish you were dead.
Omg. Ew. This room smells like tiny little baby stack farts!
4👍 2👎