Bag of Hair

(n)-Used to describe any sort of deeply embarrassing life-affecting truth or habit that one attempts to keep secret. In a literal sense, it refers to one keeping a bag of one's hair, toe nail clippings, or other strange items over a long time.

Boyfriend: "By the way, I've been meaning to tell you something, and I'm not sure how you'll take to it..."

Girlfriend: "Oh boy, here comes the bag of hair..."

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BAG OF HAIR

what dumb people can be compared to...along the lines of "box of rocks" or "bag of hammers"

1st chick :"She is stupider than a bag of hair"
2nd chick:" Stupider???"

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Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair

When somebody you know is dumber than a bag of hair.
A person consistently failing to understand anything you're saying.
When somebody is saying unintelligible nonsense.

1. He's Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.
2. They're Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.

Bag of dirt with hair

This term is derived from douche bag or dirtbag. Commonly used in reference to coworkers or a true asshole!

Blake: Hey johnny, that asshole shawn just pulled a sgt lee
to go text that hoe he rusty fish hooked last night.
Johnny: What a Bag of dirt with hair!
Blake: Fuck it....

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