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The brown streak in your underwear when you haven't wiped properly.
I hate doing my husbands laundry. He always leaves Baker Mayfields in his undies!
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Cleveland Browns quarterback, Baker Mayfield was born April 14, 1995. He was barely recruited coming out of high school. He then decided to walk on to Texas Tech. After many injuries he became the starting quarterback for TTU in their season opener. During week 5, he sprained his MCL and had to sit out. After he was healed he was still benched by Kliff Kingsbury. Because of lack of communication and not being promised a scholarship, he decided to transfer as a walk on to the University of Oklahoma. There, he won the starting position and led the team to 2 CFP appearances. During his senior year he won the Heisman, becoming the first walk on to win a heisman. He lost his last college game to Georgia 54-48 in double OT. He then went on to the NFL Draft and was the first overall pick. The Cleveland Browns original named Tyrod Taylor as the starting quarterback, but after suffering a concussion is week 3, Baker had to play, leading the Browns to overcome a 17 point deficit in one half. He was then the starter for the rest of the season. During week 17 against the Ravens he broke an NFL Rookie record for 27 touchdown passes in a rookie season.
Wow, Baker Mayfield is a really good quarterback!!
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The Baker Mayfield - the act of double fingering a butthole with the index and middle finger then wiping the poop smear underneath the eyes of your lover. This will look like eye black but brown, like the shitty QB he is.
Yo bro, i met this shitty bitch last night. Shes a dirty girl. Took her home and treated her to a Baker Mayfield!
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I am a browns fan and felt the need to cry and masterbate after the loss. I wanted to look like i felt so i gave myself a Baker Mayfield!
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When you're taking the Browns to the Super Bowl while getting sucked off
Man, before I had time to use toilet paper my girlfriend busts in and starts giving me a Baker Mayfield.
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The perfect definition of white privilege.
Mediocre at best, arrogant, and 5’6” let’s give Baker Mayfield another chance at starting quarterback in the NFL, he fits our narrative.