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A time where it is so cold that the warmest part of your body is affected by it - your balls.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.
Bro I walked outside yesterday dressed in shorts and a shirt. It was balls cold.
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A expression of how cold it is, either used alone, or in a scale. The logical extension of "cold as balls"
Primus: It is balls cold, dude.
Secundus: How may balls?
Primus: Three balls, man. Three balls cold.
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When something is so cold your balls and shit could possibly freeze.
Dude, your pool is shit balls cold! I'm not going in that shit!
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The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls."
So cold a man's testicles shrivel up.
Dallas in the dead of winter can actually get ball shrinking cold- especially when it snows.
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Another way to say it's really cold outside
Damn, it's balls ass cold outside tonight
To be turn on the point of climax and left the dry without any form of sexual relief, resulting in your balls getting extremely cold (hurts like hell)
I was playing a game of spin the bottle when this sexy girl was dared to wine (dance body to body) on me, when she was finished I had a rock solid hard on, 3min later I had a case of cold balls
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An expression for men for how cold it is. This is by far the coldest it gets for a man.
Phil : "Dude it's balls inside me cold today."
Rob : "amen."
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