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One of the most badass motherfuckers you've ever met. You don't see someone with the name Balthazar and think they are a pussy. Hell no, a Balthazar is gonna come over and fuck your shit up just for kicks. Balthazars can fake their own deaths, steal anything they want and have twelve ways. That's right. Twelve ways.
Derived from the angel Balthazar from the show Supernatural, who kicked ass and gave no fucks.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear what Rocky did last night? He fucked three lesbians last night!
Person 2: Seriously!? He's such a Balthazar!
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A badass angel from Supernatural who is neither good nor bad. He hates being called upon by demon hunters Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester like a manservant. Balthazar also hates Celine Dion songs. In one episode of Supernatural, he unsank the Titanic by changing history.
Dean: Why did you unsink the Titanic?
Balthazar: Because I HATED the song.
(The song was Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On")
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A pig in Minecraft one block that caused a death feud between to bestfriends.
"Did you hear about Balthazar?"
"Yeah he caused one of the friends to commit suicide"
1. The New Testament tells a tale of three wise men, kings, who came from persia to give gifts to baby Jesus. One of these men was Balthazar. Black in complexion with a big beard, brought frankincense rocks to the child, believing that he would rise with its smoke to heaven.
2. A derogatery term for a person of African descent. The only rocks they carry on them these days is crack.
3. Nigger, Coon, Spook, Porch Monkey, Kaffa.
I knew a Balthazar that lived in New Orleans. Now he is dead.
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Balthazar is a hot, intelligent guy. Everybody likes him. He is so nice to everyone and he is selfless.
To be the absolute ballsest person on the planet. there is no hope for you once you have reached balthazar status. you may as well end your life because there's no hope. it's like you are slapped in the face by balls on a daily basis.
'Please study for your exams, I can't have you becoming a balthazar like your father.'
'Why did you cock slap me?'
'Cause youre a balthazar..'
'I just fell down the stairs carrying my baby sister and hot coffee.'
'wow........balthazar life'
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The Balthazar, also commonly known as "The Wolfsheim", is a crook characterized by his extreme luck and his bootleggers' blood, the greatest number of today's specimens being direct ancestors of the famous bootlegger in "The Great Gatsby", the famous American novel about green lights, American Dream, and bootlegging. He is talented and handsome, but also extremely sassy and arrogant, and hides during uncontrolled situations in the symbiotic creature he carries on his head. He is researched by many of world's most powerful polices, including the FBI, KGB, and the international organization against bad faith and the disrespect of international conventions on the attribution of fair and deserved grades. His most prominent crime: the obtention of a 15 for his first lit commentary on, wait for it... "The Great Gatsby", a shocking event that left some witnesses terribly affected, who suffer PTS, and panic attacks when the traffic lights turn green. Down below is the testimony of a witness, whose encounter with the specimen left deep sequels in his life...
"That was horrible, you know ! After an hour, he had just written his name on his copy. I was forced to see him perform satanic rituals with his pen, to invoke the power of the elders to rescue him. Then, something happened, the Balthazar, started writing stuff on his paper in an unknown language, and he deceived us, all of us. I will never forget his triumphing smile when he first told me he had got a 15 for the 35 lines he had written. That's- aaaaaaaaaah...
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