baludinaut

When a man holds a fart in for such an extended amount of time that the gas is actually expulsed from one's dick, often causing a quick and painful death.

Guy 1: "Dude, where's Guy 2?"

Guy 3: "I think he went to that chick's house"

Guy 4: "DUDE! Didn't you hear?? He held it in too long and had a severe baludinaut. He's hella dead"

Guy 1: "....he should've just farted

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