bambulance

An emergency vehicle you call for when a motherfucking deer jumps out and hits your car.

caller: Who is this?
dispatcher: This is the ambulance emergency line, do you have an emergency?
c: I need a bambulance
d: Who is this?
c: Joe
d: Where do you need it
c: I'm in the motherfucking phone booth at the Stop 'N' Go

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bambulance

What you call for when your drunk friend falls head-first into the urinal and needs stitches in his face.

"Dude, are you the bambulance boys? I fucked up my face! Mind if I smoke a bowl before we go?"

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bambule

(from Czech) a bitch or a whore;

Oh my god, that girl is so bambule. She slept with 7 guys last night!

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