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Possesing a penis and a vagina at the same time
"Dude I think that chick has a banana muffin"
"Your mom offered me some of her banana muffin"
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if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something
your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)
your parents: 'call the mental hospital'
Slang for smoking weed. A poor excuse for recreational marijuana smoking.
Mom: "What have you been doing it's nearly midnight?!"
Pot head son: "Uhhhhhhh.... me and some friends wanted to.. bake banana muffins, so it took awhile."
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A type of pastry that immature people find humorous because:
A: "banana" is slang for penis
B: "nut" is slang for testicle
C: "muffin" is slang for vagina
Normal Person: "Hey, would you like a piece of my banana nut muffin?"
Absolute Douche: *laughing hysterically
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Its when a person takes a banana out of it's peel and mashes it on his nuts before proceeding to use the banana peel as a condom for anal sex.
Jeff likes to do the Banana Butt Muffin with his partners Steve and Sharon.
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A muffin that loves bananas and nuts!
JEFF: Sarah, I'm gonna stuff your banana nut muffin!
SARAH: Yes!!!
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The act of stuffing her partners scrotum into her vagina while he is fucking her ass.
Hey honey, interested in a banana nut muffin tonight?
Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz
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