bangdanghankaroos

Another term typically used to describe the breasts of a woman, bangdanghankaroos are usually large in size, firm yet squishy to the touch, and also have a smooth texture (unless under cold circumstances). If the breasts are not big enough to be considered bangdanghankaroos, they are instead called bonkulamingi, and if they are too big, they are referred to hubabongmongulasuari. Men may also have each of these, and each is a normal occurrence. Though all forms of artificial bangdanghankaroos are referred to as muntunguligungi

“Wow! Jess, are those real bangdanghankaroos? Or are you one of those fakers with the muntunguligungi?”
“Shut up John, they are real. Why do you always assume girls are plastic?”