bardar

an internal GPS of a sort which provides the uncanny and coveted ability to determine the location of the nearest bar.....

When traveling out of state, Paul called upon his bardar to lead the group to the local watering hole, "Murphys".

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bardar

the one. to be the uberest of the uber.

man i wish i was a bardar

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Bardar

The act of quietly scanning a crowded bar looking for table but not letting others know you are looking, therefore giving away the fact that you are their competition. Trying to avoid the "45 min wait" for table.

There is a 2 hour wait for a table. Suddenly I saw a table across the room but how do I get there without these other assholes seeing it too. Damn I've got good bardar. I just felt the empty table.

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Bardar

The ability to find a bar even if you don't have the foggiest clue where you are.

J - Where are we at? I'm lost.
V - I don't know, but use your bardar, I need a drink!

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