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The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.
"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"
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a fucking retard who is addicted to xanax and is basically a zombie.
Bartard: I'm going to pop like 4 xans bro.
Ed: noone gives a fuck you bartard
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when somebody becomes impaired (retarded) from eating too many zanex pills, or another over the counter drug
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Someone who habitually uses Xanax, a antipsychotic perscription drug which interferes with receptors in the brain.
Non-generic Xanax pills are characterized by a linking of four breakable squares in linked a horizantal line, taking on a "bar" like appearance. With key nuertotransmitters blocked off, the behavior of a bartard in question can often be recognized by massive confusion bordering on belligerence. Subject may not be capable of comprehending certain simple concepts, hence the implementation of "tard" as a suffix.
Courteny Love; a large percentage of high school students in Texas and California.
Mike got all quadded out and drove his Prelude off-road on the park running trails to see how far he was jogging a day on his odometer, he's really becoming something of a bartard.
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An individual who consumes Xanax, or Alprazolam on a frequent basis. The term can also be used in reference to other recreational benzo users such as those who frequent Benadryl, or Valium.
I swear, Jimmy is a complete bartard.
Or more commonly:
Yo, I think ya boi Jimmy Jams is Barrin' out, man!
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Any person that loves benzodiazepines and opiates/opioids.
I love Xanax and Lean. I'm a bartard.
Someone who gets addicted to Xanax and goes insane unless they’re already insane which they probably are if they do xanax. Bartards are not human they are lizard people who wear fitteds and shit out of their mouths.
Braden is such a bartard he let JT touch him and he don’t even remember it.
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