bartery

In a crowded bar, the walkway through the masses, collectively decided upon as the path from door to bathroom and back to one's friends.

There's a cholesterol-like stoppage of douche-bags clogging the bartery. I'm not going to be able to take a leak for an hour.

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barteries

The term for cell phone batteries. This is a combination of the words "battery" and "bar", because of the "battery meter bars" on cell phones.

"dang, my barteries are low!" exclaimed Jill, as she threw her cell phone across the room.

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