Bastard-saurus

A bastard of colossal proportions. An epicly bastardly bastard with bastard on top, with bastard-fuck filling and bastard sprinkles on top.

A bastardly fuckpile. A bastard sandwich.

"It is you, my friend, who is the bastard. In fact, you are a resolute bastard, a bastard-saurus, to be positively punctuative."