bastardious

Adjective

A thing that...um...is a...uhhh..a bastard.

That damn vladislav, I was about to give him permissions before he left, that bastardious guy.

bastardy

Descibes someone or something that is like a bastard.

When a kitten has diarrhea all over the floor several times a day, one might say, "Dexter, you are such a bastardy kitten."

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