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masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally
Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt
you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring
You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it
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basturbation n. When a bastard masturbates.
He's a bastard, so he has to do basturbation.
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To masturbate using a tube with a rubber bulb that takes up and releases melted fat or gravy inside a vagina or anus to achieve orgasm
I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.
Basturbate (Baa-sturbate): Masturbating to pictures of and / or live sheep while Baa'ing aloud at the peak of climax.
Timmy, go clean the stable I basturbated all over the ceiling this afternoon.
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masturbating to a complete bastard.
her: did you masturbate today?
him: no i basturbated.
Basturbate describes the process, where you play the character Bastion in the game Overwatch while you are beating shit out of your meat
I like to basturbate
The act of aggressive masturbation
Dude I just Basturbated so hard that my dick fell off!