baumgarner

Those who shave their faces, and magically turn into what is known as The Thumb. His arch nemesis is Dr. Manicure. He'll hit on young women, even if engaged, and takes pride in things like being negative two hundred and fifty dollars in the bank account.

"Yeah, my boyfriend just got a new job. He'll be making a lot more money now."

"HEHHEH, IM -250 IN DA BANK. I JUST NEED DAT WEED MAN, YA FEEL ME? HEH!"

Damnit baumgarner.