BDJ

Big Dick Job

After he graduated College he wanted a BDJ.
I had to take out the trash; it was a BDJ.

BDJ

A BDJ is someone who is big and dumb and jacks (copies) other people's homework. The BDJ will pretend that he/she just wants to check their answers - but further questioning will reveal they haven't even started yet.

BDJ: "Yo can I look at your assignment, I just want to check my answers"

Me: "why you lookin at my eyes, dawg, you see some candy?"

37👍 26👎

BDJ

Noun: Standing for Bad Dad Joke. Usually an unsavory pun or joke that is considered funny only to dads.

*Whilst at a dock* Something smells fishy!
Aw, what a BDJ!

3👍 1👎

BDJ

Someone who is terrible at real life and idles in World of Warcraft for days at a time begging for even the slightest bit of attention from people that he'll never meet in his life. A BDJ is typically fat, disgusting, and completely worthless in every aspect of life itself. A BDJ's only claim to fame will be any sort of "accomplishment" in World of Warcraft that not even his parents could pretend to care about.

Someone with a brain: Yo go target bdj, he just popped a destruction pot to kill that critter and is now actually posting a meter for it
Responder: Good lord what a worthless human being.

13👍 18👎

bdjs

A highly non straight not appropriate and talks about girls all the time

bro I just met the biggest bdjs ever

1👍 4👎