Beachcat

A dishevelled endearing character who is often to be found out on the prowl. She’ll be the last one to leave a party and the first to pick up any scraps, whether that’s food/drink related or the opposite sex. Beachcat’s can normally be spotted frequenting licensed premises in the evening or in the early hours of the morning trying to find someone to go home with.

Get that dirty beachcat away from my boyfriend

Beachcat

A fat, hairy individual who is found on any beach. Wearing sandles in the sand, this individual's waddle becomes so pronounced that, when combined with their hairy, almost wookie like nature, they resemble a cat maneuvering through water.

Extra bonus if they are whiter then most of the sand on the ground.

Check out that beachcat over there. Gross dude.

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