Beanism

Beanism - big bean fetish. People who have been diagnosed with beanism, use beans as a currency, have beans as their device wallpaper, drink bean-made drinks, etc.

- Look, that guy has all his walls portrayed with beans!
- Probably has a beanism syndrome.

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Beanism

The monotheistic religion where they believe in the god Gè ân dé and on Friday through Sunday they do the religious act of Klatting bending her over in the bed and then flipping her around so she is facing you, then with their pinky fingers spreading the vagina open, then sticking their bald bean head into her vagina

I practice beanism, but I’m not very very religious and I only Klat on Friday

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Beanism

The best religion ever. We worship Henry J Heinz, who created Heinz Beans. We hate Bush Beans, they are the devils spawn.

Bob: are you in the Beanism religion?
Billy: what's Beanism?
Bob: only the best religion to ever exist
Billy: oh that's pretty poggers, i will join Beanism

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beanism

the study of beans.

"Beanism is a good major in college."