Beanium

A rare element on the periodic table that can only be obtained through people with the name of Ben. Beanium is a purple liquid that shoots out the nipples of any Ben.

Hey Bean can I have some beanium?

Bean let me squeeze the beanium out of you!

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Beanium

The element on the periodic table that comes out of beans. One someone squeezes a bean a pure black substance known as Beanium will come out. If touched will give a natural high and sometime diarrhea.

Yo bro I just took some beanium you want some?

Doctor i got diarrhea from my beanium.

beanium

The correct way to say penis.

Sucketh on mine beanium wench.

beanium

A penis, phallic shape, or can be substituted for any body part, but especially penis

Girl: Hey daddy
Guy: Suck my fat beanium, bitch!
Girl: that is so hot