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A person who lays in bed and does nothing except maybe yelling at people to do things for them.
"Kyle is being a bed bitch right now for doing nothing while laughing at me for being productive."
"Don't be such a bed bitch, and get your own water."
Similar to a "Booty Call", but not quite a "Friend With Benefits." A Bed Bitch is an acquaintance with whom your relationship's entire foundation revolves around a bed. You have sex, you cuddle, you watch movies, but you're never invited out on dates, to dinner, to meet their friends, etc. You exist as a living, breathing sex doll / stuffed animal to them. The exact terms of this "relationship" are usually not discussed, and they're skirted around if they come up.
"He's totally into me, I've been over to his place 5 nights this week."
"You're totally just his bed bitch.."
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When you have to cover the whole body to have sex with them then throw the whole bitch away.
Karen is such a paper bed bitch I had to throw the bed away.
When someone is extremely tired and needs to go to bed.
Pete yawned. "Bed time bitch," I said.
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Creatures of the night lurking under your bed, seeking the warmth under your bedsheet.
Don't let the bed bitches bite
My best friend kevin, R.I.P. Coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her sexy blond ass.
Me:Hey K, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!