Bed up

To go to bed; to go to sleep.

Amanda: I'm tired. I'm gonna go bed up now.

John: Okay. Night night!

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Bed-Up

A sit up or push up done in bed because you are to lazy to do them on the floor.

"oh damn it's 12'oclock"

"I have not yet exercised and am to tired to actually complete a proper workout"
"I will just do a few bed-ups, that will keep me feeling good about myself"

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blow up bed

You put your mouth tightly around someone's asshole and blow until you're out of breath.

I gave John a blow up bed last night, he's still at the hospital.

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