Bed Crumbs

v, a noun usee to describe the mess left on the bedsheets after eating things like crisps or toast in bed.

Damion: "Jo we need to re make the bed, its covered in bed crumbs."

Jo: "I'll do the duvet, you get the sheet with the bed crumbs."

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Bed Crumbs

noun
small fragments of miscellaneous particles found in between the sheets of an untidy bed.
bed crumbs can be caused by a number of things, such as
-eating in bed
-NOT WIPING YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU CLIMB IN
-dumping glitter on your sheets
-letting homeless people sleep in your bed
-being slutty
(often found in the beds of sloppy people and college dormitories)

-When you're eating puff pastries in bed, and later that night, you're sleeping in a pile of irritating globs of food - bed crumbs!

-When someone has been walking outside barefoot, then climbs underneath your covers, and shards of dirt, sand and dry leaves are transferred to your freshly made bed - bed crumbs!

Use it in a sentence!
-"Don't put your feet on my bed, I don't want any bed crumbs."
-"Ew! Someone was eating applesauce in my bed, and now I have stinky bed crumbs!"
-"You know it's time to wash your sheets when you start to get bed crumbs."

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Bed Crumbs

Blanket fuzz and other particles found in your hair after sleeping or laying in bed. Most common first thing in the morning after a good nights sleep.

Person: "You have a fuzz in your hair."

Me: "Oh, it's just bed crumbs. I should probably shower."

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bed crumbs

little crumbs of a hard food such as crackers that have fallen in your bed that cause extreme discomfort when sleeping.

damn, these bed crumbs are uncomfortable.

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bed crumbs

Noun. Bread crumbs whose natural habitat is your girlfriend's cosy bed, rather than the bread bag, so as to annoy the hell out of the both of you.

Honey, there's something prickling me under the covers. Do you think it's another handful of your famous bed crumbs?

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Bed crumbs

Crusties from cum after it dries that has loosened in unwashed sheets...yuuuck

Dude had bed crumbs he was soooo dirty!!!

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Italian Bed Crumbs

The dried up remnants from the fluids produced from vaginal intercourse. The "Italian Bed Crumbs" remain on the bed from thrust-born friction, which dries the fluids into crusty 'unwanted' morsels.

Hey babe, It's your turn to wipe the Italian Bed Crumbs, I did it last time! You know I hate sleeping with all that stuff in the bed.

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