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To adorn or bejewel the penis or genital region of a man.
The male equivalent of vagazzle.
Trying to impress his girlfriend, Bob went to a salon to have rindstones super-glued to his Johnson...with glitter...and voila, bedongled!
When you're bedazzled by dong.
Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.
Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.
A person who is with dong, i.e., a person who has a penis attached to their body. Usually used to specify that someone you wouldn't necessarily expect to have a dick, does in fact have one.
Yo, where all the bedongled honeys at?
Guy 1: "Did you eat her out?"
Guy2: "Nah man, she was bedongled."
Guy1: "So, did you?"