Experiencing the effects of drinking significant quantities of alcohol.
I told Arnold that I would be right over to his place, but I was so beer fucked that I couldn't put my pants on.
13š 3š
To have sex with an ugly girl, only because you were drunk and desperate.
Joe: Who was that girl walking out of your room this morning?
Jer: Was she hot?
Joe: No, she was butt ugly.
Jer: Oh, she was a beer fuck man.
39š 10š
To have sex with an incredibly ugly girl, only becuase you were drunk and desperate.
Joe: Dude, who was that chick walking out of your room this morning?
Jer: Was she hot?
Joe: No, she was butt ugly.
Jer: She was a beer fuck.
15š 17š
Beers men bring over a girl's apartment as a peace offering when their sole intention of coming over is to have sex. If you look in a girl's fridge and there are random singles of different beers, chances are she has had numerous men visit her humble abode.
"I arrived at a chick's house carrying a six-pack of fuck beers; I could tell she hadn't been fucked since last summer...when I opened her fridge there were two Sam Summer's and a BL Lime on the side door."
4š 2š
An individual who cannot stand the thought of drinking anything other than craft beer and feels the need to impress others with their knowledge of all things beer.
A bud light? Ew! You know Iām a cunty beer fuck!