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A condition that exists, while in a drunken state, where a member of the opposite sex appears much more attractive than when sober.
"Dude, I woke up this morning, rolled over, and nearly screamed. I must have had some serious beer goggles last night."
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Looking for internet porn on Google, whilst pissed.
Me: I got the beer googles last night whilst my bird was asleep in bed.
friend: You knocked one out whilst she was asleep? fuck!
Me: yeah, but I tried to get it over so quick my nob was chafed red raw, I won't be able to have sex for a couple days either.
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When you get drunk and commence googling past loves, potential loves, anyone who has made you eat sour grapes.
After that 11th beer I spent the rest of the night beer-googling my exes.
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When a drunk person is searching the internet and accidentally uses yahoo or bing, two of the lesser quality search engines, instead of Google.
I tried to find a night club online last night but I was so drunk I used yahoo.com. Beer Googles got the best of me.
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the activity of searching the web for images of (unbeknownst to the practitioner) progressively less attractive women, while under the increasing influence of alcohol.
"dude, did you fall asleep in front of the computer again? and what the hell were you looking at?"
"..."
"are you hung over?"
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When somebody has a few drinks and suddenly think they know everything. People wearing their Beer Googles are usually compelled by an irresistable urge to share their wealth of knowlegde with anybody who will listen.
Thats not true, pay no attention to him, he is wearing his beer googles.
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A phrase that was used in Eminems new song "Just lose it". It means that you are drunk and everything looks pretty
See also beer goggles
"Dre, HA HA HA BEER GOGGLES BLIND! I'm just trying to unwind!"
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