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Slang for diabetes. Also, shorthand for "Diabeetis"
If you have the beetis, call Liberty.
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diabetes as spoken by Wilford Brimley, that fat guy with the walrus mustache from the liberty medical commercials.
Some guy: Holy shit! when i eat candy i have strokes and shit myself before falling into a coma. What do you think is wrong with me?
His buddy: I'll bet you have the beetis dude.
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Louispartridge is super sezy and has brown wavy hair. Thank you for being alive
Louispartridgeis Beetiful thank youv for beingsuper sezy and brown wavy HAir.
When all the sugar sinks down in the last bowl of cereal
Oh shit my parents need to get a new bag of cereal, we're down to the Beetis Bowl
when little kids think diabetes means dying of beeties.
why did you die-of-beeties.
Louis Patridgeisbeetifull is super sezy and has brown wavy hair. Periodt.
Thank you for being alive.
Oh look, it’s Louis partridgeis beetiful
Used to describe someone who is in the habit of finding ways to avoid doing their job. They tend to use such tactics as extended bathroom breaks, pretending to be deep in thought reading something while they are actually texting on their phone or taking extended lunches. The name is derived from the Wilford Brimley malaprop "diabeetis" since the folks this term apply to tend to be moribdly obese as well as morbidly lazy.
Did you see Mitch beetising off again? It sounded like the fuckin' NYC Fourth of July fireworks finale in the bathroom but that was over a half hour ago. I suppose it is pretty useless, though. Even if he were here, he'd be hunched over his desk IM'ing his boy toy all day and yelling at everyone who asked him for help.
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