Beezness

It is a cheap and flimsy pen, typically found in restaurants, usually presented with the check. This item is needed for carrying out "Beezness" : important tasks of an undefinable nature.

Storing the Beezness inside of a pocket turns Beezness "off" and holding it out in front of your person turns Beezness "on".

The term "Beezness" is used interchangeably with either the pen itself or the corporate body it represents.

Beezness originates in Santa Monica, California. It was founded by the Ayatollah.

Tradition states that every Beezness be stolen from a restaurant or any other respectable establishment.

Mr. Robin - "Dude, vee got anudder beezness!"
Mrs. Darrah - "Beezness on!"

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Beezing

The act of spreading Burt Bees on the lower and upper eyelids to experience a euphoric burning sensation which commonly provokes a feeling of elation. Associated with alertness, Beezing is popular in both social and academic settings.

Origins: Colby College, The Echo Office

"Dude, I was beezing so hard last night."

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Beezing

Beezing involves the consumption of addictive substances, usually cocaine, meth, or Dairy Queen’s Misty slush, in the presence of emaciated and horrifically defomed Middle Eastern men that the tits and gunt of hamplanets as punching bags. Beezing behaviors are often associated with the neglect of your low-functioning autistic roommate in not purchasing his desired muffins and ignoring his cries for help.

Chantal Foodie Beauty was beezing last night at the trap house. We knew something was suspicious when we found bruises on her gunt.

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Beezing

Doing drugs and other illegal substances, lying, or doing activities that should not be done as they are illegal, risk your health, or make you a liar to those around you. Acting selfishly in a way that will produce negative health outcomes.

We're beezing tonight and eating the entire McDonald's menu.

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The Beez

Part of Speech: Noun
Origin: Southern New Hampshire, shortened from Beezworth McBeezington
Definition: A large mammal who spends most of its time drinking, eating, and smoking "white and crazies"
Common Phrases:
"I'm the Beez baby."
"The Beez the Beez they love Beez"
"Beez hungry"

Related Words:
The Beez Cave
Beezterbation

I walked into the room and spotted The Beez eating chicken wings

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beez

A shortening of the word beezy (or beezie).

Sometimes also used as a term of endearment.

"What. A. Beez."

"Keri, you're such a beez!"

"Only a beez would do that!"

"Come here, beez :)"

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beezed

Taken far too many drugs and have gone beyond the buzzing phase.

(beezed) to be beezed.

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