being social

Something that people with a lot of money and sexual partners made up in order to make introverts feel stupid. Basically, going outside and talking to ‘people’.

Joe: *sits on computer for seven hours*
Mark (Joe’s friend): go outside, be social!
Joe: *sits on computer for seven MORE hours*

Joe is not being social.

being socially unacceptable

Breathing, generally.

Person 1: Stop, you are being socially unacceptable.

Person 2: *Incohrent screaming*

Person 1: You spelled 'incoherent' wrong
Person 2: Incohrent crying

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